September 2012
myynt:
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
joshbroban:
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT TYLER OAKLEY DOESN’T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KRISTEN WIIG WHEN HE WEARS MAKEUP AND A WIG
Oh.
cupofteaorgtfo:
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
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August 2012
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pjcalamity replied to your post: This may be too much information… …but…
Yeah…I don’t even know what to say.
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me-myself-and-kevin replied to your post: This may be too much information… …but…
This may be too much information…
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…but I was peeing outside because my mother was in the bathroom. I live in the middle of nowhere, so why not?
While outside, a bee landed on my barefoot.
I hate bees. I am terrified of them. And I didn’t want it to sting me if I moved and I was so afraid that MY ONLY THOUGHT PROCESS WAS TO PEE ON IT.
So I did. I peed on it. On my own foot.
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