myynt: i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
joshbroban: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT TYLER OAKLEY DOESN’T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KRISTEN WIIG WHEN HE WEARS MAKEUP AND A WIG Oh.
cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
pjcalamity replied to your post: This may be too much information… …but… Yeah…I don’t even know what to say.
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This may be too much information… [[MORE]] …but I was peeing outside because my mother was in the bathroom. I live in the middle of nowhere, so why not? While outside, a bee landed on my barefoot. I hate bees. I am terrified of them. And I didn’t want it to sting me if I moved and I was so afraid that MY ONLY THOUGHT PROCESS WAS TO PEE ON IT. So I did. I peed on it. On my own foot. The...