Call Me Maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Oh, hey Tumblr. I’ve been gone for three days. Road trip. Six Flags. Chicago. Sorry I didn’t write or call.
madeagoestohell: lady in the post but a freak in the tags
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...– Stephen King (via thelifeofabookjunky)
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
aristotle: we are what we repeatedly do
plato: well then i guess i'm YOUR MOM
plato: *high fives socrates*
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.