(itsapear): Archive

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Sometimes

When we eat pizza, I take the slice with the most pepperoni…not because I like pepperoni that much, just because I know my sister and my dad go for those slices.

Oct 1st

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Walked all the way up to my room to get my laptop...

Ended up sitting on my bed talking to my wall for about 20 minutes before I remembered that I was up there for a reason.

Sep 30th

Sep 29th

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tommilsom: why do they always show the TV for deaf people at three in the morning are they expecting the deaf to get up at night instead of during the day is this a government plot to stop deaf people from interacting with everyone else I knew it.

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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Amy Pond. Photography.

Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Nerdfighters: A Twitter Rap Battle

Scarlett (me): I'M A REAL GANGSTA-ASS NERDFIGHTER, YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME. I DOWNLOAD SONGS FROM DFTBA RECORDS IN THE FORM OF MP3s
Susan: I HANG OUT WITH MY HOMIES IN MY FAVORITE LIBRARY. WHEN I'M WITH MY BOY SHAKESPEARE, YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME
Scarlett: YOU SAY HANGING ON THE INTERNET CAN'T BE NO FUN, BUT I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE 'CAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO THE SUN
Susan: WEASLEY IS MY KING, AND JO IS MY QUEEN. BUT I TAKE MY LIFE ADVICE FROM THE TWO BROTHERS GREEN
Scarlett: TO TRAVEL WITH THE DOCTOR IS MY ONE TRUE DREAM, WITH SO MUCH NERDY IN ONE PLACE THE STARS ARE SURE TO GLEAM
Susan: I NAMED MY KID STORMAGEDDON, MY BEST FRIEND'S A BABY SHARK. YOU DON'T WANNA MEET MY BRO STREET SWEEPER AFTER DARK
Scarlett: I'LL BE EATING NUTELLA ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT, BITCH DID YOU JUST TRY AND STEAL SOME? YOU DON'T WANT A FIGHT
Susan: I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS ONLINE TROLLIN' AND TUMBLIN'. AIN'T GOT NO IRL FRIENDS, BUT I SURE AIN'T GRUMBLING
Scarlett: I'M ON THE YOUTUBES, MAKING VIDEOS FOR FUN. IT'S REALLY COOL WHEN PEOPLE WATCH YOU DO THE DUMB
Susan: I GOT A PUPPY NAMED BUBBLES, TINY CHICKENS IN MY BRAIN, AND A LITTLE ELEPHANT... HELL NO I'M NOT INSANE!
Scarlett: I BOUGHT ALL THESE SHARPIES 'CAUSE I'M USING SO MANY AND ON THE TOPIC OF U.S. CURRENCY, DOWN WITH THE PENNY!
Susan: I CONCEDE, SCARLITA, YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE NERD. NOW I GOTTA GO DO HOMEWORK. THURSDAY OUT! WORD.
Scarlett: AWW YEAH THAT'S IT, THIS BATTLE IS WON. I'M GONNA READ LORD OF THE RINGS AND HAVE SOME MIDDLE EARTH FUN. PEACE.