1. meladoodle:


    if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

    yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

    (via rj4gui4r)


  2. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

    (via rj4gui4r)



  4. thelastgreatkings:

    fucking squirtle, get your fucking shit together

    (Source: dalmins, via rj4gui4r)


  5. brbjellyfishing:

    I don’t wanna be a porn star I wanna be a porn galaxy

    (via aconnormanning)






  10. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    (Source: star-loser, via bethrevis)